Introducing Lance, Blog Spokescat

I thought I'd take this opportunity introduce the cat in my profile picture to the right. 

His name's Lance. He enjoys being places he shouldn't be,

such as in my bookshelf, 

in the middle of a quilt my mom's working on, 

in the Christmas tree, 

and on dishes in the cupboard (I washed that plate). 

He's even been immortalized in Lolcat form. 

I know a lot of book blogs have spokescats, but Lance is clearly superior in every way. Challengers? Anyone? No, didn't think so.